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'''ChrisE''' (bigus brainus) is a unique species of mammal, and cannot be found on the East Coast of England. He has a staple diet, and has been known to talk obsessively, particularly about comedy and "Weird Al" Yankovic. Over the last few years he has been hunted by womankind, either for his skin or his penis, and has subsequently gone into hiding, with his laptop. He also a notable speedrunner, along with [[Kool-aid]].
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'''ChrisE''' (bigus brainus) is a unique species of mammal, and cannot be found on the East Coast of England. He has a staple diet, and has been known to talk obsessively, particularly about comedy and "Weird Al" Yankovic. Over the last few years he has been hunted by womankind, either for his skin or his penis, and has subsequently gone into hiding, with his laptop. He also a notable [[speedrunner]], along with [[Kool-aid]].
   
 
[[Karmap0lice]] is his best friend.
 
[[Karmap0lice]] is his best friend.

Revision as of 04:15, 24 November 2009

ChrisE (bigus brainus) is a unique species of mammal, and cannot be found on the East Coast of England. He has a staple diet, and has been known to talk obsessively, particularly about comedy and "Weird Al" Yankovic. Over the last few years he has been hunted by womankind, either for his skin or his penis, and has subsequently gone into hiding, with his laptop. He also a notable speedrunner, along with Kool-aid.

Karmap0lice is his best friend.

He parodies songs for a hobby.

And staples really don't taste nice.

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